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Saddest Pole Dance Ever

Strip clubs are depressing. There’s so much honesty in paying a woman $20 to pretend she likes you for a few minutes (or paying an ugly woman $1 to like you all night, depending on the quality of the strip club establishment). That being said, the concept of Stripaerobics is awesome, and we fully support anyone who wants to have a sexy workout, especially those hot Shake Weight ladies. So sad stripper lady, if you want to pole dance to depressing music, go right ahead, but when Journey comes on, the $20 will be waiting. Via Buzzfeed.

Posted by Chris Singel, who gets paid in singles.